| To: "VOCALIST" <vocalist> Subject: Re: Season's Greetings Date sent: Sat, 18 Dec 1999 08:59:07 -0600 Send reply to: VOCALIST <vocalist>
Merry Christmas and Happy New Year/ Millennium (though the "millennium" doesn't actually end until 12/31/2000) to you too! lol :o) ----- Original Message ----- From: "Karen Mercedes" To: <vocalist> Sent: Thursday, December 16, 1999 3:29 PM Subject: OFF: Season's Greetings
> Seasons Greetings: > > Please accept with no obligation, implied or implicit our best > wishes for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low > stress, non-addictive, gender neutral, celebration of the winter > solstice holiday, practiced within the most enjoyable traditions of > the religious persuasion of your choice, or secular practices of > your choice, with respect for the religious/secular persuasions > and/or traditions of others, or their choice not to practice > religious or secular traditions at all . . . > > . . . and a fiscally successful, personally fulfilling, and > medically uncomplicated recognition of the onset of the generally > accepted calendar year 2000, but not without due respect for the > calendars of choice of other cultures whose contributions to society > have helped make America great, (not to imply that America is > necessarily greater than any other country or is the only "AMERICA" > in the western hemisphere), and without regard to the race, creed, > color, age, physical ability, religious faith, choice of computer > platform, or sexual preference of the wishee. > > (By accepting this greeting, you are accepting these terms. This > greeting is subject to clarification or withdrawal. It is freely > transferable with no alteration to the original greeting. It implies > no promise by the wisher to actually implement any of the wishes for > her/himself or others, and is void where prohibited by law, and is > revocable at the sole discretion of the wisher. This wish is > warranted to perform as expected within the usual application of > good tidings for a period of one year, or until the issuance of a > subsequent holiday greeting, whichever comes first, and warranty is > limited to replacement of this wish or issuance of a new wish at the > sole discretion of the wisher.) > > Karen Mercedes > >
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