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From:  Vallate@a...
Vallate@a...
Date:  Thu Feb 22, 2001  3:44 pm
Subject:  Off subject - Killer Biscuits



Sorry if you've seen this before. Ohhhhh no offense meant to Blondes (tenors
etc.) :)


KILLER BISCUITS WANTED FOR ATTEMPTED MURDER (the actual AP headline)

Lisa Bumett, 23, a resident of San Diego, was visiting her in-laws,
and while there went to a nearby supermarket to pick up some groceries.
Several people noticed her sitting in her car with the windows rolled up
and with her eyes closed, with both hands behind the back of her head.
One customer who had been at the store for a while became concerned and
walked over to the car. He noticed that Lisa's eyes were now open, and
she looked very strange.  He asked her if she was okay, and Lisa replied
that she'd been shot in the back of the head, and had been holding
her brains in for over an hour. The man called the paramedics, who broke
into the car because the doors were locked and Lisa refused to remove her
hands from her head.  When they finally got in, they found that Lisa had
a wad of bread dough on the back of her head. A Pillsbury biscuit
canister had exploded from the heat, making a loud noise that sounded
like a gunshot, and the wad of dough hit her in the back of her head.
When she reached back to find out what it was, she felt the dough and
thought it was her brains. She initially passed out, but quickly recovered
and tried to hold her brains in for over an hour until someone noticed and
came to her aid.  And, yes, Lisa is a blonde.









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9694 Re: Off subject - Killer Biscuits Edna Huelsenbeck   Thu  2/22/2001   2 KB
9697 Re: Off subject - Killer Biscuits Greypins@a...   Thu  2/22/2001   2 KB
9705 Re: Off subject - Killer Biscuits PJ. Garner   Thu  2/22/2001   3 KB

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