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From:  Dean FH Macy <deanmacy@m...>
Date:  Fri Apr 14, 2000  7:35 pm
Subject:  Re: Tongue Twisters


Marcia & Dean wrote:

> your original "Tongue Twister" post was deleted if you wouldn't mind posting
> it again, I'd sure like to read it.

I already did report the thistle sifter, so here's the Frodical son-

The Parable of the Prodigal Son in F
(The Final Fixing of the Foolish Fugitive)

Feeling footloose, fancy-free and frisky, this feather-brained fellow finagled
his fond father into forking over his fortune. Forthwith, he fled for foreign
fields and frittered his farthings feasting fabulously with fair-weather
friends. Finally, fleeced by those folly filled fellows and facing famine, he
found him-self a feed flinger in a filthy farm-lot. He fain would have filled
his frame with foraged food from fodder fragments.

"Fooey! My father's flunkies fare far fancier," the frazzled fugitive fumed
feverishly, frankly facing fact.

Frustrated from failure and filled with forebodings, he fled for his family.
Falling at his father's feet, he floundered forlornly. "Father, I have flunked
and fruitlessly forfeited further family favors . . ."

But the faithful father, forestalling further flinching, frantically flagged his
flunkies to fetch forth the finest fatling and fix a feast.

But the fugitive's fault finding frater, faithfully farming his father's fields
for free, frowned at this fickle forgiveness of former falderal. His fury
flashed, but fussing was futile.

His foresighted father figured, "Such filial fidelity is fine, but what forbids
fervent festivities? The fugitive is found! Unfurl the flags! With fanfare
flaring, let fun, frolic and frivolity flow freely, former failures forgotten
and folly forsaken."

Forgiveness forms a firm foundation for future fortitude.

-Sir John Hensch-


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Dean FH Macy, Lit.D./Mus.D.
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