Dear Dean, Darling, I found this frippery of phrasing fantastic:
>
>"The Parable of the Prodigal Son in F (The Final Fixing of the Foolish
>Fugitive)
>
>Feeling footloose, fancy-free and frisky, this feather-brained fellow
>finagled
>his fond father into forking over his fortune. Forthwith, he fled for
>foreign
>fields and frittered his farthings feasting fabulously with fair-weather
>friends. Finally, fleeced by those folly filled fellows and facing famine,
>he
>found himself a feed flinger in a filthy farm-lot. He fain would have
>filled
>his frame with foraged food from fodder fragments.
>
>'Fooey! My father's flunkies fare far fancier,' the frazzled fugitive
>fumed
>feverishly, frankly facing fact.
>
>Frustrated from failure and filled with forebodings, he fled for his
>family.
>Falling at his father's feet, he floundered forlornly. 'Father, I have
>flunked
>and fruitlessly forfeited further family favors . . .'
>
>But the faithful father, forestalling further flinching, frantically
>flagged his
>flunkies to fetch forth the finest fatling and fix a feast.
>
>But the fugitive's fault finding frater, faithfully farming his father's
>fields
>for free, frowned at this fickle forgiveness of former falderal. His fury
>flashed, but fussing was futile.
>
>His foresighted father figured, 'Such filial fidelity is fine, but what
>forbids
>fervent festivities? The fugitive is found! Unfurl the flags! With fanfare
>flaring, let fun, frolic and frivolity flow freely, former failures
>forgotten
>and folly forsaken.'
>
>Forgiveness forms a firm foundation for future fortitude."
>
>
>--
>Dean FH Macy, Lit.D./Mus.D.
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>"Specializing in Management of exceptionally talented youth in Music"
><http://www.newenglandtalent.org> EPI Records - NetWork Films
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>"Making children do something they don't want to do is the job of the
>parents.
>If that doesn't work, there are always juvenile detention centers." -
>Mike R.
>-
>
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