I've got two gems..
Driving to a school show one morning, a soprano friend was singing at the top of her lungs to an Elton John tune, where the refrain begins "Hold me closer, tiny dancer..." she sang "Hold me closer, Tony Danza...." i was laughing so hard, I almost ran off the road...
and the second one... Crystal Gayle crooning, "Donuts make my brown eyes blue.."
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