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From:  Reg Boyle <bandb@n...>
Date:  Tue Mar 26, 2002  12:03 am
Subject:  [vocalist] Need creative ideas...

No relevance at all, just thought the board needed lightening a bit. :)


Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%?
We have all been to those meetings where someone went over 100%.


How about achieving 103%?

Here's a little math that might prove helpful. What makes life 100%?

If A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z is represented as:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26

Then,

H A R D W O R K
8 1 18 4 23 15 18 11 = 98%

K N O W L E D G E
11 14 15 23 12 5 4 7 5 = 96%

But,

A T T I T U D E
1 20 20 9 20 21 4 5 = 100%

And,

B U L L S H I T
2 21 12 12 19 8 9 20 = 103%

So, it stands to reason that hard work and knowledge will get you close,
attitude will get you there, but bullshit will put you over the top.

Sorry.







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