In a message dated 6/14/01 8:45:23 AM, lasharp@n... writes:
<< For a lover of French vocal lit: Gabriel Furre For a puppy you have trouble keeping track of: Verdi Dog? or, of course, Haydn For a dog who chews up your sweaters: Un-Ravel For the puppy who never stands still: Bizet If he's smart enough to bring you a beer from the fridge: Heinichen And there's always the self-explanatory - Humperdinck >>
More operatic canines: (I can't take credit for all of these, some were posted on Opera Oasis and I thought they were so funny that I archived them!)
Turandog Dog Giovanni I PUGliacci L'Inocazione di Puppi Dog Pasquale Fido-lio The Barker of Seville Corgi Amor Collie-ne L'Heure Spaniel Tails of Hoffman Die Mastiff Singers Arfeo The Dalmation of Faust Richard WAGner Corgi and Bess Bassette and Bassettienne Ich growle nicht Kennels du das Land and of course, Giacomo POOCHini
Then there are the new dog breeds:
For the dog lover in all of us… woof!
The following breeds are now recognized by the AKC:
Collie + Lhasa Apso
Collapso, a dog that folds up for easy transport
Spitz + Chow Chow
Spitz-Chow, a dog that throws up a lot
Pointer + Setter
Poinsetter, a traditional Christmas pet
Great Pyrenees + Dachshund
Pyradachs, a puzzling breed
Pekingnese + Lhasa Apso
Peekasso, an abstract dog
Irish Water Spaniel + English Springer Spaniel
Irish Springer, a dog fresh and clean as a whistle
Labrador Retriever + Curly Coated Retriever
Lab Coat Retriever, the choice of research scientists
Newfoundland + Basset Hound
Newfound Asset Hound, a dog for financial advisors
Terrier + Bulldog
Terribull, a dog that makes awful mistakes
Bloodhound + Labrador
Blabador, a dog that barks incessantly
Malamute + Pointer
Moot Point, owned by....oh, well, it doesn't matter anyway
Collie + Malamute
Commute, a dog that travels to work
Deerhound + Terrier
Derriere, a dog that's true to the end
Bull Terrier + Shitzu
Oh, never mind....
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