a man from belfast was on vacation in tralee. he was walking along the
beach when, sure enough, he spotted a leprechaun napping in the fescue. he
snuck over and grabbed him saying, "i gotcha now little fella. yer gotta
grant me three wishes." the little fella responds "alrighty, but make it
snappy. i want to get back to me nap." the man says "well, let's see.
it's a powerful hot day, mus' be nearly 65 degrees out. how about a nice,
tall bottle o' guinness?" a tall bottle of guinness appears, the man gulps
it down and, magically, it refills to the brim! the man gulps it down again
and, just as it had the first time, the bottle fills right back up. the man
asks with great excoitment "does it do that all the time?" "yes, yes. now
what are your other two wishes", responds the wee fella. the man says,
pointing at the bottle, "well give us two more o' these!"
mike (bring back the snakes) o'brien
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