Date sent: Thu, 9 Dec 1999 11:05:35 EST
Subject: HUMOR: Christmas Songs for the Psychiatrically Challenged
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Christmas Songs for the Psychiatrically Challenged:


SCHIZOPHRENIA:

Do you Hear What I Hear?


MULTIPLE PERSONALITY DISORDER:

We Three Queens Disoriented Are


DEMENTIA:

I Think I'll Be Home for Christmas


NARCISSISTIC:

Hark the Herald Angels Sing About Me


MANIC:

Deck the Halls and Walls and House and Lawn and Streets and

Stores and Office and Towns and Cars and Busses and Trucks and Trees and Fire

Hydrants and...


PARANOID:

Santa Claus is Coming to Get Me.


PERSONALITY DISORDER:

You Better Watch Out, I'm Gonna Cry, I'm Gonna Pout, Maybe I'll

Tell You Why.


DEPRESSION:

Silent Anedonia, Holy Anhedonia, All is Flat, All is Lonely.


OBSESSIVE-COMPULSIVE DISORDER:

Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell,

Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell,

Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock,

Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle

Bell Rock, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell, Jingle

Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle

Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell

Rock, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell,

Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell,

Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock,

Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle

Bell Rock, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock ... (better start

again)


PASSIVE-AGGRESSIVE PERSONALITY:

On the First Day of Christmas My True Love Gave to Me (and then

took it all away).


BORDERLINE PERSONALITY DISORDER:

Thoughts of You Roasting on an Open Fire.